May 2012
15 posts
“Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.”
– Tallulah Bankhead (via nightfires)
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“As a child, he very early displayed symptoms of his gigantism, reaching a height...”
– André The Giant - Wikipedia
In summary: Andre the Giant was too big to fit on a bus, so Samuel Beckett drove him to school.
(via bestrooftalkever)
Wiki please don’t be lying this is the best thing i’ve ever heard.
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“Grandma turned 96!?..That is some kind of hectic milestone Ma…Thats 4.5...”
– Me, being sensitive.
April 2012
19 posts
“When they ask why we stayed together for so long I say, I don’t know. I just...”
– “Prism” -Andrea Gibson (via willyofsteel)
mehh x
Are Frequent Flyer Points Really Worth It? →
When a retailer charges a surcharge for paying with your credit card do you pause and instead pay using EFTPOS (from your savings account)?
Or do you say “that’s ok” and perhaps think “I want the points”?
… Each Qantas frequent flyer point is only worth about 0.69 cents. That reward therefore is equivalent to about a 0.69% discount.
If you earn 1 reward point per dollar and the credit card...
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“While I can’t have you, I long for you. I am the kind of person who would miss a...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via runawaytrain)
My inner cynic is running rampant and by the sounds of this pseudo stalkerish quote, chances are the “Will you…” would probably have been followed by “…fuck off, and leave me the hell alone”
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“In 20 years, [bigotry and war] will be over. People are simply going to learn...”
– Folk musician Arlo Guthrie, Newsweek, 1969
March 2012
14 posts
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The Wizard of Oz
quicksummary:
Girl is magically transported to a far-away land were, on arrival, she inadvertently kills a local woman. She desecrates the corpse and steals her shoes.
The girl (with a group of hangers-on) is then hired by the title character to assassinate the victim’s sister and steal her broom. She succeeds.
It was all a dream.
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“In a peculiar twist surely deserving of further research it appears this...”
– Do you have a bitch face?
This paragraph! What perfection!
(via monsterpussy)
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Sign language
Too drunk, too crunk…too stupid.
February 2012
21 posts
